Here are some quotes from Myself or Other people.

Emotions are Reflections of Ones Weaknesses. We live this live under a strange delusion that Peace and Happiness can coexist. One can predict that such a high standard set before the congregation of the just is a mere fable to emit hope. The reality comes with Subtlety. Softly spoken words of death that are accepted with open arms of the blind. This is the world today.
-Joe Trudel

Feelings are shallow Illusions Conjured by the Weak hearted, those who are dependent on companionship. Those who have felt the Bitter sting of Sorrow and rejection can envision a life without emotions. I travel this land with a guitar that plays that sad melodic tune of past confrontations with love and Pain. Loneliness is the void inside me that encompasses me with strength yet brings my soul to the utter depths of insanity. All is Solitude.
-Joe Trudel

Monotheism is a Gift from the Gods.
-Unknown

It pays to remember your social obligations. If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't go to yours.
-Unknown

Excuse me for not answering your letter sooner butI have been so Busy not answering letters that I couldn't get around to not answering yours in time.
-Groucho Marx

I'd give my Right arm to be Ambidextrous.
-unknown

The Best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
-W.C. Fields

You couldn't get me on Mars if It were the Last place on Earth
-Erma Cohen

If you live to 100 you have it made because very few people die past the age of 100.
-George Burns

Half the Lies our Opponents tell us aren't true.
-Unknown



These Were Really on Insurance Reports. It goes to show that you might want to say one thing.....but your digging an early grave:

I misjudged a Lady Crossing the Street.

My car sustained no Damage whatsoever, And the other car somewhat less.

The other man changed his mind, and I had to run into him.

The Guy was all over the Road. I had to swerve a number of Times before I hit him.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no Idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

The pedestrian ran for the Pavement, But I got him.

I have been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an Accident.

(I love this one) I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my univeral joint gav way, causing me to have an Accident.